'Whip-It Warrior' Boxy Tee

Ever wake up and think, "I’m a walking disaster and damn proud of it"? This black tee with a pink whipped cream canister on the front is your beacon of poor life choices. It’s your unapologetic shout to the world: “I’m here to f*** up, and I’m doing it in style.”

Flip it over to reveal the pièce de résistance: a graphic book titled "1001 Ways to Deal with Your Whip-It Addiction." Because who the hell needs real help when you can flaunt your epic downfall like a badge of honor? Rehab is for quitters; real degenerates wear their addictions on their sleeves—literally.

This shirt is for the self-aware trainwreck who knows their life’s a joke and isn’t afraid to laugh along with the punchline. Wear it to your next blackout binge, your intervention, or while contemplating your life choices in the mirror. It’s not just a shirt; it’s a declaration that says, “I’ve hit rock bottom, and I brought a shovel.”

Get yours now and join the elite squad of unapologetic f***-ups. If you’re going to ruin your life, at least do it with some goddamn flair.

• Crew neck
• Drop shoulders
• Loose fit
• 100% combed cotton
• 26 count plain weave
• Pre-shrunk
• Reactive-dyed for long-lasting color
• Fabric weight: 280g/m²
• Side-seamed construction
• Binding taped neck and shoulders
• Double-stitched ribbed collar
• Coverstitch cuffs and hem

Wash inside out in cold water on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Do not bleach, soak, rub, or wring. Wash with like-colored garments. Hang dry and avoid direct sunlight. Iron, steam, or tumble dry at low temperature(max 30℃ or 90℉).